What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Deuteronomy 17

I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

You shall not bear false witness.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Your going to be alright just relax

This isn't going to, hurt.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I don't like religions.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Maybe leave out

But this is not

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

What did one boob say to the other boob

I don't like

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Lose lips shimk ships.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Innocent before proven guilty

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?